more funny things...

Phin (age 3): "Dad come see my poop! It looks like a snake and it's hugging it's Mama!"

Noah (before bed age 4.5): "Mom, when am I going to get my laser eyes?"

Phin (age 3): Noticing a scrape on Ben's elbow, "Dad, God sent you a boo boo"


Noah: (on a walk with Dad) "Dad, Rollie Pollies don't have bellies and their eyes are their ears."

Noah: (driving downtown to the children's museum) "Mom what are those huge tall buildings called that scrape the sky?"

Noah: "My favorite songs make me stop talking" (Free Fallin' by Tom Petty)

Noah: "Mom don't forget to turn on your flashlights" (as we drive in to a parking garage)

Phin: "Mom your baby is like POW (making noises like explosions) it's bigger than this woman and that woman (pointing to each of my boobs)"

Phin: (talking to our neighbor Ms. Annette as she told him not to squirt her with a squirt gun) "I'm going to get you!"
Annette: "You better not..."
Phin: "I'm going to get you (this time shoots her with squirt gun)
Annette: Takes away squirt gun and puts him in time out....Phin distraught and crying "Oh Miss Annette! I'm sorry I promise I'll be kind and funny"

Noah: "Mom I love you mucher than I love you!"